You run into Henri de Castries, Axa group CEO.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|castries2_e]] — [[Go on your way|bouygues_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">The CEO of AXA group wishes to have his part in the process of progress.\n\nhttp://www.jeanmarc-sylvestre.com/2013/06/20/zapping-%E2%80%93-henri-de-castries-%C2%AB-les-societes-qui-ne-bougent-plus-sont-des-societes-qui-meurent-%C2%BB\n</div>\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/40.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Serge Dassault et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|margerie]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/25.jpg');}"</style>\s
Vous finissez de vous habiller et vous apprêtez à commencer une nouvelle journée de travail.\nVous empochez votre [[canon à métempsycose]] de fonction.\n\n[[Sortir|plassat]]\n<<playsound "travail.mp3">>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/01.jpg');}"</style>\s
You run into Maurice Lévy, CEO of Publicis Groupe.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|levy2_e]] — [[Go on your way|bollore_e]]\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">[[« One must admit|sorry]] that this country is struggling to live in harmony with anything that symbolizes achievement, money or success. All signs related to performance and wealth are stigmatized here. I know few countries like France where there has been real media lynching for men and women whose only crime was to succeed in life! »\n\nhttp://www.lexpress.fr/actualite/medias/maurice-levy-on-m-a-traine-dans-la-boue_1204626.html\n</div>\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/08.jpg');}"</style>\s
Vous croisez Xavier Huillard, PDG de Vinci.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|huillard2]] — [[Passer son chemin|gattaz]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/51.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Henri de Castries et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|bouygues]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/41.jpg');}"</style>\s
Au détour d'une allée sombre, vous croisez Bernard Arnault, PDG de LVMH.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|arnault2]] — [[Passer son chemin|huillard]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">« L'art est la meilleure façon de marquer notre foi en la liberté. »\nBernard Arnault\n\nhttp://www.lvmh.fr/lvmh-une-vocation-de-mecene/la-culture-l-art-et-le-patrimoine\n</div>\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/43.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Vincent Bolloré's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|lagardere_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/18.jpg');}"</style>\s
Merci d'avoir joué à mon jeu.\n\nJuliette, Bar-le-Duc, le 14 juillet 2013\n\n\n\n\n\nUn grand merci à\n\n~Leon Arnott~\npour ses macros Twine :\nHTML5 audio\nescape line breaks with backslashes\nmix HTML tags and Twine markup syntax\n\nhttp://l.j-factor.com/twine/\n\net aux testeurs (non-rémunérés) :\n\nBenjamin Millot\nRémi Forcadell
You run into Pierre Gattaz, MEDEF president (France's largest employers' union).\n\n\n[[Eliminate|gattaz2_e]] — [[Go back home|resultat_e]]\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">« It's possible, we haven't tried everything against unemployment. We have actually never really applied the simple proposals made by entrepreneurs who are at the forefront in addressing this endemic problem in our society. »\n\nhttp://www.pierregattaz.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Courrier-de-Pierre-GATTAZ-MEDEF-combatif-dialogue-%C3%A9conomique-et-social-3-juin-2013.pdf\n</div>\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/52.jpg');}"</style>\s
<<if $money == 0>>\s\n<<display echec>>\s\n<<else>> \s\n<<display salaire>>\s\n<<endif>>\s
Vous croisez Jean-Paul Agon, dirigeant du groupe L'Oréal.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|agon2]] — [[Passer son chemin|levy]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/12.jpg');}"</style>\s
Travail 2013\n\n~ [[Version française|debut]]\n~ [[Awkward English version for the international market|debut_e]]\n<<set $money = 0>>\s\n<<set $time = 0>>\s
Vous croisez Pierre Gattaz, président du MEDEF.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|gattaz2]] — [[Rentrer à la maison|resultat]]\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">« C'est possible, nous n'avons pas tout essayé contre le chômage. Nous n'avons d’ailleurs jamais vraiment appliqué les propositions simples faites par les entrepreneurs qui sont aux premières loges pour faire baisser ce mal endémique de notre société. »\n\nhttp://www.pierregattaz.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Courrier-de-Pierre-GATTAZ-MEDEF-combatif-dialogue-%C3%A9conomique-et-social-3-juin-2013.pdf\n</div>\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/52.jpg');}"</style>\s
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After more than <<print Math.floor($time)>> hours of work, you earned <<print $money>>€, which is roughly \s\n<<set salhoraire = ($money / $time)>>\s\n<<print Math.floor((salhoraire * 100) / 9.43)>>\s\n% of the minimum hourly wage.\n\n\n[[The pay's bad, but one must do something with one's life|Fin_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/55.jpg');}"</style>\s
Outside of the cafeteria, you run into Christophe de Margerie, CEO of Total.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|margerie2_e]] — [[Go on your way|castries_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.2>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/29.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Jean-Paul Agon's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|levy_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/13.jpg');}"</style>\s
You run into Vincent Bolloré, CEO of the Bolloré group.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|bollore2_e]] — [[Go on your way|lagardere_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/10.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Pierre-André de Chalendar's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|arnault_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/47.jpg');}"</style>\s
Your performance is inadequate.\nYou have been fired.\n\n[[Look for another job|debut_e]]
À la table voisine se trouve Serge Dassault, PDG du groupe industriel Marcel Dassault.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|dassault2]] — [[N'y pas prêter attention|margerie]]\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">Le sénateur UMP de l'Essonne, Serge Dassault, a jugé «anormal» aujourd’hui que l’Etat aide les chômeurs, «des gens qui ne veulent pas travailler» et suggéré de «réduire carrément les aides».«Le problème n’est pas seulement de trouver de l’emploi mais aussi que l’assistance et les aides diverses aux chômeurs sont trop élevées, à mon avis, pour qu’ils aient une certaine envie de travailler», a exposé Serge Dassault, propriétaire du Figaro, à l’ouverture d’une audition de plusieurs dirigeants du service public de l’emploi devant la commission des Finances du Sénat.\n\n«Prime pour l’emploi, et bientôt RSA… c’est quand même anormal de vouloir donner de l’argent de l’Etat qui n’en a pas beaucoup à des gens qui ne veulent pas travailler parce qu’on les paye trop et coûtent aussi beaucoup d’argent à l’Etat», a ajouté le maire de Corbeil-Essonne, rapporteur spécial du budget de l’Emploi.\n\n«On réduirait carrément les aides aux chômeurs, ce serait quand même plus efficace si on veut les faire travailler que de vouloir donner de l’argent sur denier de l’Etat», a-t-il ajouté. \n\nhttp://www.liberation.fr/politiques/010129651-dassault-juge-anormal-d-aider-les-chomeurs-des-gens-qui-ne-veulent-pas-travailler\n</div>\n<<set $time += 0.2>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/24.jpg');}"</style>\s
Vous croisez Martin Bouygues, PDG du groupe Bouygues.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|bouygues2]] — [[Passer son chemin|chalendar]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/45.jpg');}"</style>\s
La nuit tombe. Vous croisez Pierre-André de Chalendar, PDG de Saint-Gobain.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|chalendar2]] — [[Passer son chemin|arnault]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/39.jpg');}"</style>\s
It's noon.\nYou enjoy a meal in a Cora cafeteria.\n\n[[Continue|dassault_e]]
Thank you for playing my game.\n\nJuliette, Bar-le-Duc, July 14th, 2013\n\n\n\n\n\nThank you very much to\n\n~Leon Arnott~\nfor his\nHTML5 audio\nescape line breaks with backslashes\nmix HTML tags and Twine markup syntax\nTwine macros\n\nhttp://l.j-factor.com/twine/\n\nand to the testers (unpaid) :\n\nBenjamin Millot\nRémi Forcadell
You run into Georges Plassat, leader of the Carrefour group.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|plassat2_e]] — [[Go on your way|agon_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/06.jpg');}"</style>\s
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Le canon à métempsycose force un décollement de l'âme de la personne visée. L'âme erre quelques instants avant de se réincarner dans l'objet approprié le plus proche. C'est une technologie nouvelle.\n\n[[Je vois.|debut]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/05.jpg');}"</style>\s
You finish getting dressed and get ready to start a new work day.\nYou pocket your company [[metempsychosis canon|canon à métempsycose_e]].\n\n[[Go out|plassat_e]]\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">[Don't worry about the sound, it's just me calling my city's director of culture to ask him if he knows who I should call in order to find a job I don't want. I'm only doing it because that's what I was asked to do at the unemployment office and I was only able to make that dumb call after deciding I should record it and put it in my game.]\n</div>\n<<playsound "travail.mp3">>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/01.jpg');}"</style>\s
[I'm sorry, I'm far too lazy and in a bit of a rush so I'm going to use an only slightly tweaked google translation here. Forgive me. I kept those cute French quotes for you. «««»»» «» «» I hope you're enjoying the game!]\n\n\n[[Go back|levy_e]]
Vous croisez Arnaud Lagardère, dirigeant du groupe Lagardère.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|lagardere2]] — [[Passer son chemin|pause]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('business.jpg');}"</style>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/11.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Pierre Gattaz's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Go back home|resultat_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/53.jpg');}"</style>\s
You run into Martin Bouygues, CEO of the Bouygues group.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|bouygues2_e]] — [[Go on your way|chalendar_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/45.jpg');}"</style>\s
Vous croisez Henri de Castries, PDG du groupe Axa.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|castries2]] — [[Passer son chemin|bouygues]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">Le PDG du groupe AXA souhaite prendre sa part au processus de progrès.\n\nhttp://www.jeanmarc-sylvestre.com/2013/06/20/zapping-%E2%80%93-henri-de-castries-%C2%AB-les-societes-qui-ne-bougent-plus-sont-des-societes-qui-meurent-%C2%BB\n</div>\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/40.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps d'Arnaud Lagardère et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|pause]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/23.jpg');}"</style>\s
\n\n\n[[Enfin de retour pour un repos bien mérité|resultat2]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/54.jpg');}"</style>\s
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Vous croisez Georges Plassat, dirigeant du groupe Carrefour.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|plassat2]] — [[Passer son chemin|agon]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/06.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Martin Bouygues's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|chalendar_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/27.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Georges Plassat et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|agon]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/07.jpg');}"</style>\s
Vous croisez Maurice Lévy, PDG de Publicis Groupe.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|levy2]] — [[Passer son chemin|bollore]]\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">« Il faut bien convenir que ce pays a du mal à vivre en harmonie avec tout ce qui symbolise la réussite, l'argent ou le succès. Tous les signes liés à la performance et à la richesse sont ici stigmatisés. Je connais peu de pays comme la France où l'on assiste à de véritables lynchages médiatiques visant des hommes et des femmes dont le seul tort a été de réussir dans la vie! »\n\nhttp://www.lexpress.fr/actualite/medias/maurice-levy-on-m-a-traine-dans-la-boue_1204626.html\n</div>\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/08.jpg');}"</style>\s
At a neighbouring table is Serge Dassault, CEO of the Groupe Industriel Marcel Dassault.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|dassault2_e]] — [[Don't pay it attention|margerie_e]]\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">UMP Senator Serge Dassault, judged « abnormal » that the government today would help the unemployed, « people who do not want to work » and suggested « downright reducing aid ». « The problem isn't only to find jobs, but also that assistance and support for the unemployed is too high, in my opinion, for them to want to work », explained Serge Dassault, owner of the Figaro, at the opening of a hearing of several leaders of public service employment before the Senate Finance Committee.\n\n« Employment bonus, and soon the RSA [France's Jobseeker's allowance] ... it's abnormal to want to give State money, of which it doesn't have much, to people who do not want to work because they're paid too much and also cost a lot of money to the State », said the mayor of Corbeil-Essonne, Special Rapporteur of the Employment budget.\n\n« If we'd drastically reduce aid to the unemployed, it really would be more efficient if we want to get them to work than wanting to give money on the State's dime » he added.\n\n[He's not that much more coherent in the original version, really.]\n\nhttp://www.liberation.fr/politiques/010129651-dassault-juge-anormal-d-aider-les-chomeurs-des-gens-qui-ne-veulent-pas-travailler\n</div>\n<<set $time += 0.2>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/24.jpg');}"</style>\s
Travail 2013
You run into Xavier Huillard, CEO of Vinci.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|huillard2_e]] — [[Go on your way|gattaz_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/51.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Christophe de Margerie et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|castries]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/37.jpg');}"</style>\s
<<if $money == 0>>\s\n<<display echec_e>>\s\n<<else>> \s\n<<display salaire_e>>\s\n<<endif>>\s
Après plus de <<print Math.floor($time)>> heures de travail, vous avez gagné <<print $money>>€, ce qui équivaut approximativement à \s\n<<set salhoraire = ($money / $time)>>\s\n<<print Math.floor((salhoraire * 100) / 9.43)>>\s\n% du SMIC horaire.\n\n\n[[C'est mal payé, mais il faut bien faire quelque chose dans la vie|Fin]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/55.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Vincent Bolloré et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|lagardere]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/18.jpg');}"</style>\s
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Son âme quitte le corps de Jean-Paul Agon et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|levy]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/13.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Xavier Huillard's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|gattaz_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/48.jpg');}"</style>\s
Juliette Porée, Bar-le-Duc, 14 juillet 2013\n\n\nMerci à\nLeon Arnott's\nHTML5 audio\nescape line breaks with backslashes\nmix HTML tags and Twine markup syntax\nTwine macros.\nhttp://l.j-factor.com/twine/
Il est midi.\nVous prenez un repas dans une cafétéria Cora.\n\n[[Continuer|dassault]]
Son âme quitte le corps de Pierre-André de Chalendar et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|arnault]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/47.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Bernard Arnault et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|huillard]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/50.jpg');}"</style>\s
Version française\nLesser English version for the international market
macros['rdword'] = {\n handler: function(place, object, parameters) {\n var word = "une erreur";\n var outcome = Math.floor(Math.random()*24);\n if (outcome == 0) {\n word = "un lapin";\n }\n if (outcome == 1) {\n var word = "un sandwich";\n }\n if (outcome == 2) {\n word = "un petit chat";\n }\n if (outcome == 3) {\n word = "un plant de basilic";\n }\n if (outcome == 4) {\n word = "un boulon";\n }\n if (outcome == 5) {\n word = "un petit caillou";\n }\n if (outcome == 6) {\n word = "un pain au chocolat";\n }\n if (outcome == 7) {\n word = "un pavé";\n }\n if (outcome == 8) {\n var word = "du verre pilé";\n }\n if (outcome == 9) {\n word = "une théière";\n }\n if (outcome == 10) {\n word = "un crocus";\n }\n if (outcome == 11) {\n word = "le président de la République française (oups)";\n }\n if (outcome == 12) {\n word = "un stylo";\n }\n if (outcome == 13) {\n word = "un pull en laine";\n }\n if (outcome == 14) {\n word = "une tomate";\n }\n if (outcome == 15) {\n word = "du Benco";\n }\n if (outcome == 16) {\n word = "une feuille de papier";\n }\n if (outcome == 17) {\n word = "un noyau de pêche";\n }\n if (outcome == 18) {\n word = "un enfant au coeur pur";\n }\n if (outcome == 19) {\n word = "une flaque d'eau";\n }\n if (outcome == 20) {\n word = "l'oreille d'un cheval";\n }\n if (outcome == 21) {\n word = "du sable";\n }\n if (outcome == 22) {\n word = "une molécule d'air";\n }\n if (outcome == 23) {\n word = "un vibromasseur";\n }\n insertText(place, word);\n }\n}\n\nmacros['rdword_e'] = {\n handler: function(place, object, parameters) {\n var word = "une erreur";\n var outcome = Math.floor(Math.random()*24);\n if (outcome == 0) {\n word = "a bunny";\n }\n if (outcome == 1) {\n var word = "a sandwich";\n }\n if (outcome == 2) {\n word = "a tiny cat";\n }\n if (outcome == 3) {\n word = "a basil plant";\n }\n if (outcome == 4) {\n word = "a nut";\n }\n if (outcome == 5) {\n word = "a small pebble";\n }\n if (outcome == 6) {\n word = "a pain au chocolat";\n }\n if (outcome == 7) {\n word = "a cobblestone";\n }\n if (outcome == 8) {\n var word = "crushed glass";\n }\n if (outcome == 9) {\n word = "a teapot";\n }\n if (outcome == 10) {\n word = "a crocus";\n }\n if (outcome == 11) {\n word = "the president of the French Republic (oops)";\n }\n if (outcome == 12) {\n word = "a pen";\n }\n if (outcome == 13) {\n word = "a wool sweater";\n }\n if (outcome == 14) {\n word = "a tomato";\n }\n if (outcome == 15) {\n word = "some Benco brand chocolate powder";\n }\n if (outcome == 16) {\n word = "a sheet of paper";\n }\n if (outcome == 17) {\n word = "a peach stone";\n }\n if (outcome == 18) {\n word = "a pure-hearted child";\n }\n if (outcome == 19) {\n word = "a puddle of water";\n }\n if (outcome == 20) {\n word = "a horse's ear";\n }\n if (outcome == 21) {\n word = "sand";\n }\n if (outcome == 22) {\n word = "an air molecule";\n }\n if (outcome == 23) {\n word = "a vibrator";\n }\n insertText(place, word);\n }\n}
Son âme quitte le corps de Xavier Huillard et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|gattaz]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/48.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Martin Bouygues et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|chalendar]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/27.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Maurice Lévy's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|bollore_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/19.jpg');}"</style>\s
En sortant de la cafétéria, vous croisez Christophe de Margerie, PDG de Total.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|margerie2]] — [[Passer son chemin|castries]]\n<<set $time += 0.2>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/29.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Serge Dassault's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|margerie_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/25.jpg');}"</style>\s
You run into Arnaud Lagardère, leader of the Lagardère group.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|lagardere2_e]] — [[Go on your way|pause_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('business.jpg');}"</style>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/11.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Maurice Lévy et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continuer|bollore]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/19.jpg');}"</style>\s
Vous croisez Vincent Bolloré, PDG du groupe Bolloré.\n\n\n[[Éliminer|bollore2]] — [[Passer son chemin|lagardere]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/10.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Bernard Arnault's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|huillard_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/50.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Arnaud Lagardère's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|pause_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/23.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Christophe de Margerie's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|castries_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/37.jpg');}"</style>\s
\n\n\n[[Home at last for some well-deserved rest|resultat2_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/54.jpg');}"</style>\s
The metempsychosis canon forcefully detaches the soul from the subject's body. The soul wanders for a few moments before reincarnating in the nearest appropriate object. It is a new technology.\n\n[[I see.|debut_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/05.jpg');}"</style>\s
Son âme quitte le corps de Pierre Gattaz et se réincarne dans <<rdword>>.\nVous gagnez 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Rentrer à la maison|resultat]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/53.jpg');}"</style>\s
Votre performance est insuffisante.\nVous êtes renvoyé.\n\n[[Chercher un autre travail|debut]]
Juliette Porée
Stepping into a dark alley, you run into Bernard Arnault, LVMH CEO.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|arnault2_e]] — [[Go on your way|huillard_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n\n\n\n<div class="petit">« Art is the best way to demonstrate our faith in liberty. »\nBernard Arnault\n\nhttp://www.lvmh.fr/lvmh-une-vocation-de-mecene/la-culture-l-art-et-le-patrimoine\n</div>\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/43.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Henri de Castries's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|bouygues_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/41.jpg');}"</style>\s
His soul leaves Georges Plassat's body and reincarnates into <<rdword_e>>.\nYou win 10€.<<set $money += 10>><<set $time += 1>>\n\n[[Continue|agon_e]]\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/07.jpg');}"</style>\s
You run into Jean-Paul Agon, leader of the L'Oréal group.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|agon2_e]] — [[Go on your way|levy_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/12.jpg');}"</style>\s
Night is falling. You run into Pierre-André de Chalendar, Saint-Gobain CEO.\n\n\n[[Eliminate|chalendar2_e]] — [[Go on your way|arnault_e]]\n<<set $time += 0.6>>\s\n<style>body{background-image:url('rue/39.jpg');}"</style>\s